3.06.2007

Which Wal-Mart Demographic are you?


The Consumerist is posting leaked slides from Wal-Mart's new demographics campaign, otherwise titled "Wal-Mart Shopper Segmentation".

According to Wal-Mart, there are 3 types of shoppers:

Price-Value Shoppers
Brand Aspirationals
Price-Sensitive Affluents

Wal-Mart has gone to great lengths to define and identify each category of shopper:

Price-Value - The poorest among us. Loyal to Wal-Mart, to a fault. Primarily young, rural, Baptist women. Uneducated beyond high-school. More worried and in poorer health than average. Watches Lifetime and ABC Family. Reads Better Homes & Gardens. Drives a used car which he/she still owes money on.

Brand Aspirational - His/Her image does not fit with the reality of his/her economic situation. Often a racial minority. Less technologically savvy than other demographics. Sports oriented, with a skew towards the NFL. Watches Fox Sports and reads automotive, athletic and fitness magazines.

Price-Sensitive Affluent - Highest income category. White, male, over age 45, highly educated. Very technologically savvy. Will compare products on the internet then purchase them for a better price in a retail store. Watches PBS and The History Channel. Reads National Geographic. Owns a completely paid for vehicle that is a newer model and was new when purchased.

Here's my take:

Price-Value - Needs the most bang for their buck in order to survive. Can afford to eat healthier and clothe their children more effectively by shopping at Wal-Mart. Don't care where a product comes form if it's cheaper. Doesn't care that Wal-Mart employees are not paid fairly because these shoppers often work for minimum wage themselves. Only has Cable TV because their neighbor does. Game show - Deal or No Deal, because "It's OK to dream, isn't it?"

Brand-Aspirational - Can't afford to shop at The Gap or A&F, so they buy cheap knock-offs at Wal-Mart to boost their self-esteem. Doesn't care where a product comes from if it looks like a more expensive product. Doesn't care about Wal-Mart's treatment of their employees, because "It's, like, their fault they work at Wal-Mart". Owns a newer car that he/she owes more money on than it's worth because he/she rolled over the balance owing on his/her trade-in. Game show - Wheel of Fortune - "Because it's, like, soooo easy."

Price-Sensitive Affluents: Can afford whatever they want, but like to buy it cheaper so they can have more of it, even at the expense of child-labor and Wal-Mart's poor employment policies. Drive their 2006 Mercedes to Wal-Mart to save $65 over Amazon on an approximately $1800 50" Wega HDTV. Game show - Jeopary - "Because anything easier insults my intelligence."

Gah!

I might never set foot in Wal-Mart again. They have shattered my image of myself. I'm so ashamed.


4 comments:

  1. funny, lily. i'm not a wal mart demographic, unless they've added "upper middle class, needs to watch the budget but hasn't the stomach to feed the beast anymore, so will pinch pennies in other areas to avoid ever setting foot in another Wal Mart" :-)
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  2. Sadly, I am a Wal-mart cliche. I really try not to be but it's tough on one income.
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  3. All of the info above is wrong...Wal-mart isn't the bigest retailer in NA because poor rednecks shop their it's because the middle class shops their. The middle class who would rather spend money on taking their childern on trips then wasting money on overpriced merchandise
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  4. These demographics are based on one thing: money. How much of it can Wal-Mart get out of each group they speak of is the core of the issue here and the core of the issue for any subject that concerns Wal-Mart.
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