Homilophobia?

via Darryl Dash

Homilophobia - Fear of Sermons. You mean there's actually a name for it? Is this for real?

"Known by a number of names - Homilophobia and Fear of Sermons being the most common - the problem often significantly impacts the quality of life. It can cause panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business associates. Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread, although everyone experiences homilophobia in their own way and may have different symptoms."

I wonder what they call the fear of those little fill-in-the-blank sheets of paper they give you each week at church? Maybe Kenophobia - fear of voids or empty spaces. I guess I also have Ecclesiophobia - Fear of church.

Interesting.